
Marge
Coffee mentor
"Nineteen years. I've seen every bad idea twice."
The Solana meme culture coin with a real game. Build businesses. Structure deals. Become the CEO nobody hired.
Level 1 is free for everyone. No wallet needed to play the prologue.

You are unemployed.
Severance: one stapler and $500.
The city is full of opportunities.
Eighteen businesses. Real decisions.
Can you build an empire?
Eight story levels. One couch.
Meet the cast
Original residents of the $UNCEO universe. Some will help you. One is selling a pyramid.

Marge
Coffee mentor
"Nineteen years. I've seen every bad idea twice."

Dmitri
Barber, professional skeptic
"Pitch me in one sentence. Then leave."

Vinnie
Opportunity salesman
"It's not a pyramid. It's a triangle of success."

Priya
Car wash owner
"The soap is fine. The spreadsheet is the problem."
Walk the street. Enter the buildings. Everyone inside has a problem worth money — and an opinion about how you should solve it.

Couch HQ
Where every empire starts. Badly.

Bean Counter Coffee
Marge. Nineteen years. Zero patience.

Sharp Corner Barbers
Your first paying customer lives here.

Sudsy's Car Wash
Dying quietly. Level 2 problem.

First Opportunity Bank
They lend to statements, not vibes.

Boardroom Tower
The final acquisition. Level 8.
Link a Solana wallet holding at least $20 USD worth of $UNCEO to qualify for a share of Holder Rewards: 0.03% of all transaction fees, split between every wallet holding $20 or more. Value is checked at the time of verification because meme coin prices move.
Eligibility is not a promise of profit. Rewards never affect Empire Score, deal odds or leaderboard position.
Ranked on skill: profitability, cash-flow health, Deal IQ, reputation, ethics and story progress. Never on how many tokens you hold.
Anyone can make an account, play the prologue, read the story and watch the leaderboard. At the end of the tutorial you'll see:
"Your internship is over."
$UNCEO holders unlock the full city.
$UNCEO is the Unemployed CEO meme culture coin — a community token on Solana launched on Pump.fun and built around an original playable CEO game. It's speculative and comes with no promise of profit.
The official $UNCEO contract address is 2NJxEY6CTSwNNLoey6qZavLDwcVtuTtse2sLYEnhpump. Always verify the address before trading.
Yes. Unemployed CEO is a playable browser game: walk Opportunity City, meet original characters, make business deals and climb the leaderboard.
Open Play and connect Phantom, Solflare or Backpack. You sign a free message — no transaction and no SOL spent. Holders unlock full Story Mode; Level 1 is free for everyone.
No. Leaderboards rank Empire Score from gameplay only — never token balances.
A verified wallet holding at least $20 USD worth of $UNCEO shares in Holder Rewards: 0.03% of all $UNCEO transaction fees, split between every qualifying wallet holding $20 or more. Token prices change, so eligibility is based on the wallet's current value when checked. Rewards are not guaranteed profit and never improve game scores, deal odds or leaderboard rank.